My Butt is Big

When Nike decided to bring back their classic ad, they did it in style. Here, you see a clever and semi-honest depiction of a large-trunked-but-healthy-woman demonstrating why it’s okay to have a large rear and buy Nike shoes.

Brilliance in advertising.

Here’s the text with spelling and grammatical mistakes intact:

MY BUTT is Big
and round like the letter C
and ten thousand lunges
has made it rounder
but not smaller
and thats just fine.
It’s a space heater
for my side of the bed
It’s my embassador
to those who walk behind me
it’s a border collie
that herds skinny women
away from the best deals
at clothing sales.
My butt is big
and thats just fine
and those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it.
Just Do It.
NikeWomen.com

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Via Reddit